With the galaxy in mourning of the death of Princess Leia,
Han Solo accepts the prophecy of his son Anakin Solo.
Proclaiming himself as the Guru,
Ansol begins a psychic dismantling of all technology.
Spaceships are given sixty parsecs to land on a planet,
The city planet of Coruscant is considered lost to the Hutts.
With the meditative force of the Wookies and converts,
A blue cloud of the force surges through the galaxy.
The cloud forms into the ghost of the planet Alderaan,
The ghost of Alderaan travels through systems on its path of balance.
Every machine it touches is dismantled into parts,
Lando and the cloud city fall into the deadly gas of Bespin.
Back on Dagobah, the blue ghost Alderaan arrives,
And Luke screams as R2D2 is slowly dismantled before his eyes!
Now enraged at the death of his sister and droids,
Luke astral projects to Kashyyk and engages spirit Ansol.
During the battle, Lukes lightsaber is dismantled,
But Teeni, the Jawa Jedi, joins the fight.
Using her last life force she force chokes Ansols’ spirit,
And Luke savagely force-lightning slaughters the Wookies.
The blue force ghost Alderann dissipates before reaching Coruscant,
It is now the only remaining planet with technology.
Luke astral projects to the city planet to face the Hutts,
And he comes face to face with their champion, Boba Fett 2!
Luke believes he is easily defeating Fett,
But he is becoming tainted by the dark side.
Meanwhile, the spirit of Chewbacca has astral traveled to Endor,
The last Wookie convinces all the Ewoks to meditate and create blue force.
The blue force is concentrated into a concussion missile,
And loaded onto the Millennium Falcon, piloted by-
Admiral Ackbar! Who was a convert hidden on Endor.
And just as the dark Luke is killing Boba Fetts clone,
Ackbar comes out off hyperspace and launches the missile!
“Its a trap!” he screams and the explosion causes a chain reaction,
And Coruscant is reduced to slag that buries the Hutts and Luke.
Back in the forest of Endor, the Ewoks celebrate,
Ackbar is crowned king with the spirits of Han Solo and Chewbacca waving.
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