Princess Leia is held captive in the forests of Kashyyk,
The young Ansol has converted all the wookies to Natural Balance.
His cult of anti-technology even convinces refugees of Alderaan,
Many of the converts try to convince the Princess.
Meanwhile Han Solo travels to Dagobah to contact Luke,
“So You Think You’re a Jedi” reaches its dramatic conclusion.
Teeni, a Jawa from Tatooine, surprises the galaxy as the winner,
And joins Han and Lukes’ plan to rescue the Princess.
Meanwhile on Coruscant, Skinnee the Hutt defeats Lando,
The Justice, Equality and Decency Iniative is disbanded.
Publicly shamed Lando exiles himself to Bespin,
And the Hutt gangsters turn the Stormtrooper sports lethal.
Skinnee the Hutt forces C-3PO down the Sarlacc pit,
And the recovered remains of Boba Fett are cloned!
Han, Luke and Teeni the Jawa Jedi arrive on Kashyyk,
Using the force, Ansols’ forces are mostly defeated.
But a traitor gets close enough to knock out Luke,
Chewbacca turns out to be a convert of Natural Balance!
In a one on one face-off between Han and Ansol,
The cult leader explains that he has travelled from the future.
In his time, the galaxy is plagued ForceGoo,
It is a Force powered self-replicating nanotech disaster.
He has come back to prevent the birth of the inventor of ForceGoo,
It will be Han and Leia’s third son, Anakin Solo.
Han is doubtful that this young prophet can be so sure,
Then Ansol reveals that he in fact is Anakin Solo himself.
“Han, I am your son!” Ansol exclaims as he kills Leia,
When she dies, he disappears into his clothes.
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